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Team Name: Anders’ Fatties - Anders
MANAGER:
Goalie: Cech
Defenders: Silvestre, Terry, Campbell, Carr
Midfielders: Musampa, lampard, Gerrard,
Forwards: Cisse, Rooney, Shearer
Subs: Fabregas, Johnson, Melchiot
This is a very interesting team from Christopher Daniel Anderson. looking
at his history, Anders has had a mixture of results. He won the Euro 2004 competition but has failed miserably in the others.
My feeling is that he will have a good tournament this time around. This is, of course, if his players dont get injured
Team Name: Tim Allrights Gay Gamblers
MANAGER: Wegner
Goalie: Cech
Defenders: king, Terry, Carragher, Wes Brown
Midfield : Gerrard, Ljunberg, Cahill
Forwards : Rooney, Defoe, Hasselbaink
subs : Jaidi, Etherington, lua lua
Tim "the gay" Allwright has always been near the top in the tournaments he has entered. It is strange that he does
so well, especially when he has people like JASON DODD in his team, as he did when he won the last tournament!!! I think he
will be mid-table this time.
Team Name: Hell’s Angels - Cobra
MANAGER: Wegner
Goalie: Jaaskelainen
Defenders: Lauren, Terry, Heinze, Riise,
Midfielders: Scholes, Lampard, Gerrard,
Forwards: Phillips, Forsell, Hasselbaink
Subs: Carr, Cahill, Defoe
Well what can i say about my
team? It's not bad. Cobra (me) came 2nd in the very first tournament but since then hasnt done aswell. He does all of the
scoring and takes ages every week looking at subs and minutes played and at the end of the day he comes near the bottom of
the league. It pisses him off. That is why it is so nice when the winner gives him £1 for thanking his kindness in doing the
scoring (lol).
Team Name: Orange’s Dads
MANAGER: Mourinho
Goalie: Van de Sar
Defenders: Neville, Carragher, Terry, Cole
Midfielders: Cahill, Dyer, Gerrard
Forwards: Yakubu, Reyes, Defoe
Subs: Diouf, Kroldrup, Wright phillips
I feel sorry for Orange because he doesnt really have any friends. He
always comes near the top because i feel sorry for him. I think he does Gary Neville up the bum because he always
has him in his team.
Team Name: Butterfingers’ Brilliant Eleven
MANAGER: Moyes
Goalie: Cech
Defenders:Carragher, Mellberg, Boumsong,Cole
Midfielders: lampard, Gerrard, Ronaldo
Forwards: Rooney, Hasselbaink, Shearer
Subs:, Southgate,
ljunberg, Defoe
Sam Butterfingers is not known worldwide for his fantasy football. He has only entered once
before and did shit (still beat me though). This time i think he will finish close to his fellow computer bof freind
Orange.
Team Name: Buster’s Beastly Batty Boys
MANAGER: Wegner
Goalie: Van de Sar
Defenders: Riise, Quedrue, Terry, Edman
Midfielders: Gerrard, Robben, Ronaldo
Forwards: Reyes, Yakubu, Defoe
Subs:
Theres only one thing one can say about Buster. "He's a Dad"
Team Name: Tim’s Transvestites
MANAGER: Moyes
Goalie: Cech
Defenders: Edman, Terry, Cole, Campbell
Midfielders: Cahill, Gerrard, Ronaldo
Forwards: Defoe, Rooney, Shearer
Subs: Upson ,Pennant ,Hasselbaink
Tim got a new name recently on his birth certificate. Ed thought of it. Timothy David
Gay Pervert Sheep Shagger Wank Willy Bum Fart Shat Vagina Big Bum Woolford (I think thats right). Tim is probably the shittest
player ever in fantasy football. He doenst know much about football. Tim Allwright is a football nerd comapred to Tim.
Team Name: Valerie Anderson’s Team (ED)
MANAGER: Allardyce
Goalie: Cech
Defenders: Terry, Lauren, Silvestre, Cole
Midfielders: Gerrard, Cahill, Garcia
Forwards: A. Cole, Ellington, Rooney
Subs: Yobo, Stellios, Earnshaw
Ed is a funny man with a funny penis. He has funny friends who have big bell ends.
The only thing Ed has in his life is fantasy football. When he wins its like hes won the lottery. When he loses its a different
story. He goes into a state of shock. its like the end of the world. He stares at the PC 24/7
to find out the latest fantasy football scores.
Team Name: Fit like Jim Bevan
MANAGER: Moyes
Goalie: Cech
Defenders: Heinze, Cole, Weir, Riise
Midfielders: lampard, Gerrard, Ronaldo
Forwards: Yakubu, Defoe, Hasselbaink
Subs: Campbell, Carrick, Bellamy
Well, i usually award jim points depending on how good he is on Friday after French
(he knows what i mean). Jim "the fit" Bevan enjoys excursions to farms and his ideal night in is watching a porn version of
Mary Poppins.
Team Name: Benny the Henny
MANAGER: Mourinho
Goalie: Van Der Sar
Defenders: Jaidi, Riise, Edman, Quedrue
Midfielders: lampard, Ljunberg, Cahill
Forwards: Rooney, Morientes, Van Persie
Subs: Defoe, Stellios, Mellberg
Benny is the favourite for the tournament as he is the numner one seed. "Number one
seed, Number one seed, Number one seed, Number one seed" . Ben enjoys eating spam with Yan lamb.
Team Name: Stefan Sucks Saggy Sausages
MANAGER: Ferguson
Goalie: Friedel
Defenders: Cole, Queudrue, Todd, Terry
Midfielders: lampard, Stellios, Cahill
Forwards: Rooney, Phillips, Bellamy
Subs: Lauren, Boa Morte, McBride
Stefan Scranboy: 1/3 French, 1/3 Australian, 1/3 Bi, Stefan is the newest member
of the fantasy football tournment. Stefan enjoys bullying small children and goes for women 56 years older than him. He is
the creator of yourdadsaslag.co.uk. Stefan would use the winnings of this tournament to buy mens
thongs to give to Tim's dad for his birthday.
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